I got into a discussion today on Twitter about Happily Ever After.
I’ve believed for a long time that people don’t really understand what that actually means.
We have a very skewed view of what romance is these days and especially what Happily Ever After is. We see a guy on the front cover of a romance novel who has gorgeous abs and flowing hair and the absolutely perfect amount of facial hair and we want that. Men see women in ads and in magazines who have perfect breasts and the most exquisite ass and an unblemished face with big eyes and soft lips.
We think that’s romance. But it’s not.
We think that’s happily ever after. But it’s not.
Did you ever see a picture of a couple who have been married 60 or 70 years? Do they look physically perfect to you? No. Of course not. Because they aren’t. Hell, most of us aren’t. I’m certainly not and neither is the man I’ve loved my whole adult life.
Very few of us look like the covers of those books and magazines. But we’re inundated with filtered and processed and altered images all day long. Women think they need men who are tall, dark and handsome. Men think they need women who have big boobs and a perfect ass.
Almost none of us get that. We just don’t.
Humans are flawed. We’ve all got body parts that aren’t perfect. Our boobs sag. Our tummies are to big and too soft. Our ass is too flat. Our dick is too small. Our hair is thinning. Our nose is too big. Our face breaks out if we even look at sweets. We smell funny when we sweat. We fart and burp and even throw up sometimes. We say the wrong thing at the worst possible time. We snort when we laugh. We snore when we sleep. We’re all flawed in so many ways.
And yet, we all want love. We all want to be in love and be loved.
But if you’re only looking for perfection, how the hell are you ever going to be satisfied?
There was a time when many marriages were arranged. Sometimes it was because the town was small and there was little choice. Sometimes it was a religious thing. Sometimes it was because men needed a wife to help work the fields and sometimes it was because women needed a way out of a bad home life. No matter what the reasons, a couple would meet only days or weeks before their wedding. There was no living together ahead of time. You rarely even dated without a chaperone first. And then there you’d be. Married and fumbling under the covers before you even really knew their middle name.
But those marriages often stood the test of time. They often stood strong in the face of weather disasters, financial difficulties and the death of multiple children (which was common in those days). Love grew out of respect. Out of shared work and common experiences. It grew over time.
These days we expect instant love. We expect wild romantic dates and staged proposals that rival movie scenes. We plan intricate weddings that cost more than my first house.
But nowhere along the way do we consider the actual marriage.
When I got married we had to go see the minister and do a personality test to see if there were areas where we were incompatible. Now in fairness, by the time we got married we had already lived together for several years. But when we came back for the results, the pastor just grinned and told us he’d see us for our 50th anniversary.
It wasn’t that we were perfectly compatible. It was that hidden in the test were questions about if we talked to each other. About how we communicated with each other. Those were the critical ones. They let him know that we were prepared to hash shit out, even if it was hard.
The truth is we really did have insta-love. The real thing. We both knew within seconds that we belonged to each other. But even with that and even with the intense physical and chemical attraction we had to each other, it took a while before we married. We had to adjust to each other. We had to learn how to live with each other.
It’s about more than physical attraction. Bodies change over time. No one (or almost no one) stays beautiful forever. Things droop and soften and fall off. We get fatter or dumpier or have health problems that rob us of sexual desire or physical energy. If all you ever looked for in a partner was outer beauty, your relationship is in the crapper practically before you get started because life wears you down. Without a solid foundation, you’re adrift before you even push off shore.
When we first got together we were wild for each other. We couldn’t keep our hands off each other. We’d close the door to our tiny one bedroom apartment on Friday night and stay naked and entwined around each other the entire weekend. We used to drag the mattress out to the living room and put it in front of the television (we could only afford one crappy set) and we’d watch old movies. We’d make love off and on all day, ignoring the clock and the phone and basically everything else.
Even now, when our bodies have shifted and aged and when health troubles have left their mark, we still crave those times alone together. We like to sit in the same room, even though now we live in a much bigger house with lots of places to choose from. As I write this, hubby is little more than arms-length away from me. Which is how we like it.
Even when we fight, and heaven knows we’ve had our share, we never took the low blow because beneath all the anger and frustration and hurt feelings was still that solid foundation of love. Of trust. Of connection.
None of which has anything to do with his abs or the size of my boobs. It doesn’t matter if I’m wearing fancy lingerie or that he doesn’t have a monster porn-sized dick. (I’m not sure I’d want him to! Ouch!!)
He loves me best when my hair is down, my makeup is off and I’m wearing my easy to open bathrobe. I don’t have to try all the time to impress him. I don’t know how women do that. I’d be exhausted. He just loves me as I am. Even when I bug the hell out of him. Even when he most definitely does not agree with me. Even when it’s hard to love me.
I love him because he makes me laugh, even when I don’t want to. I love him because he cares enough about me to worry when I don’t have warm socks on in the winter. When my hand was big and puffy and swollen recently he made sure I had a pillow in the car. No fuss. No big deal. Just done. I love him when he’s yelling at the refs during football games, even if he’s wrong about the call. I love him when he’s annoying and irritating and I want to scream at him. Because even then he looks at me with those soft brown eyes of his and I can see the love.
The same way I could the first time I saw those eyes.
True love isn’t photoshopped. True love isn’t clean. It’s not picture perfect. It’s not the best hair or best body. It’s not artfully draped across the bed in tiny lace lingerie. It’s not about tying you up or tying you down. It’s not about money or the fanciest car or the biggest house. It’s not about the biggest salary or best job. It’s not about who’s on top or who’s on the bottom. It’s not about anal or oral or deep-throating or doggy-style. It’s not about IQ or college degrees or who can answer the Jeopardy questions faster.
It’s about eliminating all of that from the equation and still finding out that you love the other person anyway. It’s loving them at the moment when they piss you off the most. It’s loving them when they are sick or hurting or crying. It’s loving them when they are angry or frustrated and looking for someone to take it out on. It’s loving them they are exhausted but they still can’t sleep. It’s loving them when they make a mess and loving them even more when they try to clean it up and make it worse.
It’s about giving them what you want in return.
It’s about waking up every day and deciding to choose them. About opening your eyes and seeing them and knowing with absolute certainty you’ll love them as much at the end of the day as you do in that moment.
It’s not even about sex. Lovemaking is important, don’t get me wrong. But there’s no right number of times to do it and no right positions. It’s not about swinging from the chandelier or having the most orgasms.
It’s about losing yourself in their touch. It’s about the feeling you get when they kiss you. It’s about the feeling you get just before they kiss you. It’s about their touch and how it makes your body react, even when you’re in public and there’s no possibility of anything else. It’s about the soft drift of their hand on your waist as they move past you in the kitchen. It’s about a hand on your knee as you sit at a red light. It’s about the way their hugs fill up every cell in your body.
No matter how modern we get, the basics still remain. For all our smart phones and computers and technology, it’s about a look. A sensation. A breath. An embrace.
Love doesn’t need to be the best or the sexiest or the richest or the coolest or the wildest. It needs connection. It needs commitment. It needs patience. It needs time.
True love is ancient and sacred and powerful and holy. It’s kind and humble and forgiving. It’s hard as hell and easy as pie. It can’t be quantified by Twitter or Facebook. There’s no measurement for it. No program to track it.
But it’s out there. If you’re willing to work for it.
Because trust me – it’s worth it.